Welcome back, dear listeners!

This week’s episode is a jalapeño popper of a show — simmered over two and a half weeks, a true procrastinator’s Matterhorn. But hey, I made it in the end.

Expect the usual mix of "Bitter" rants, reflections on the inevitability of ageing, and some unapologetic crap TV takes.

We’ll also dive into:

• A layman’s guide to the smiting of Sodom and Gomorrah
• That time I met Basshunter at a comedy club in Stockholm
• Irish talent managers versus hungry, drunk exes
• And why “worldwide woke” might be over — with its former disciples reinventing themselves as edge-lords, hoping to cash in on Newton’s third law before the ladder gets pulled up.

Champions League tier waffle, that'll gently tickle your cerebellum.