Episode 306: Coffee Conversions, Gym Shenanigans & Derby Hat Meltdowns
Welcome back to Happy Hour With Jay! This week, we’re covering everything from coffee chaos to questionable gym fashion choices, plus a reality TV update that proves some people will do anything for screen time.
☕ Meme of the Week: Stages of Coffee – Fun fact: I never drank coffee until Lori converted me on vacation. Now? I have thoughts—especially about Starbucks and the drive-thru disasters that await us all. Speaking of… Beverly with an IE, I do not need a breakfast sandwich; I need black coffee, fast, and with minimal chit-chat.
🏇 Starbucks Showdown – So I go inside to avoid the drive-thru madness, only to witness a Derby Hat Lady™ completely unraveling. She argued with the employees, the customers, and possibly even a dog. All this… and she left with an ice water. A true chef’s kiss of chaos.
🔥 Reality TV Update – Temptation Island = Dumpster Fire (in the best way).
🏋️♂️ Gym Fashion Report – Long sleeve shirt… with no body? Also, some savage decided to snack on Hershey Kisses while sitting on a public toilet—which is a level of comfort in life I will never achieve.
🚫 Things I Won’t Do – Drink out of a straw. And if you’re a dude carrying around a Stanley Cup with a built-in straw? I have questions.
📉 Social Media Shenanigans – The Get Lean Together crowd is out in full force, promising shredded abs by summer with strategies that make no sense.
🍸 Buzzed Buddy Update – Introducing the Saint Spritz—because drinking smart > drinking dumb.
🎰 Vegas Tip of the Week – You’re gonna want this one.
💡 My Message to You – The world gets better when YOU get better. We see the world as we are, not as it is. If you’re negative, dramatic, and full of hate, guess what you’re gonna see? Exactly that. But if you focus on improving yourself, that ripple effect spreads everywhere.
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Saddle up, grab your drink, and let’s get into it—cheers! 🍻
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