On the 5th day of Christmas, HNA gave to me some flashbacks and CCB...! OK, here we go with A Shoe Addict's Christmas, people. This was a highly anticipated 2018 holiday movie as it features one of the Hallmark queens herself, Candace Cameron-Bure as Noelle (yep, in a Christmas movie), a personally and professionally stuck department store HR manager who finds herself planning the annual firefighter's Christmas gala. She meets Luke Macfarlane, firefighter hottie and new neighbor, who is considering trading fire pole slides for a desk job. You'll get a lot of whiplash as the lovably cooky Jean Smart wrenches Noelle back and forth between the past, present and future versions of her life as she tries to show her the benefit of taking risks and having faith. Shoes are somewhat involved but not at all central to the storyline, so don't be worried or upset when all of that never really ties in. OK, go listen!