We veered off the Hallmark path and straight into Netflix territory for Hot Frosty. Why? For you, for us, for snowmen everywhere. With Lacey Chabert in the mix, it’s basically Hallmark-adjacent. The logic? Utterly absurd—and we couldn’t look away. A snowman, born today years old, can read and talk (but doesn't know all the words). It’s giving Kate & Leopold meets The Knight Before Christmas with a dash of Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s man dough episode. We strongly suspect this town has more snowman-to-human husbands than it’s letting on.   Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.