We kick off the month of April Appetites with a stint at blood school, stinky little pinkies, sexy invalid dancing, and half-assed snarling with Morbius, a film that is quite possibly worse than Verotika. Honestly, Morbius may have an appetite for blood but we should have shoehorned this in under coprophilia, because it is straight crap.

Special thanks to the first of our Patreon supporters for keeping the good ship groovy floating on despite this film being trash: Charlie Walls, Kirk Cruz, Hexxx Dragon, Deandra Keefe, Mike Ignacio, and Robert Kujowski.