Happy Mother's Day in July! What really ages this episode is us talking about Red Lobster like those are still a thing!  Join Bobby, Dan, and Cheerleader Morgue heartthrob Kelp Cunnigan as they hack away at the humidity with more tree holidays, fast food slogans, and woke pemmican! Later, these lads rate and review a card that does nothing to clarify relationships with parents and what we inherit from them, and instead is fodder for the puns you ding-dongs all know and tolerate!  Try Bobby's Toast: Deep As Night, Crunchy as all Hell.