Are you an older dad trading your vintage band tees for diaper duty? Welcome to the only podcast that treats the reality of Dad life like a corporate operational audit! Join Frank Cerio, a first-time Gen X dad and senior operations executive, as he hilariously attempts to apply P&L accountability to the irrational chaos of a Gen Beta baby. His co-pilot is Carlo Russo, a veteran comedian and Frank's Parenting coach who delivers seasoned wisdom and the necessary "I told you so" moments. This is the definitive source for humor in life from parents who still remember dial-up internet. Frank's overthinking combined with Carlo's pragmatic, family-first approach creates a brilliant comedic clash, ensuring you get both laughs and actionable fatherhood tips. We tackle everything from pregnancy scares to baby budgets, proving that being a dad late in life is a glorious, exhausting roller coaster. Tune in for our viral segments like "Check, Please!" where we track the skyrocketing costs of raising kids, and "Crash Test Daddy," our brutally honest review of essential baby advice and gear. We even own up to our inevitable parenting mistakes in the popular "I Was Wrong" segment, so you don't have to repeat them. Subscribe for your weekly dose of laugh-out-loud fatherhood advice and embrace the hysterical reality of late-in-life parenting!