Mazel Morons! Today, we are FINALLY talking about THE Royal Wedding. We go from imagining Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding (horse-drawn carriages, Evite invites, and a whole lot of chair-lifting logistics) to unpacking Logan Paul’s big-day marketing hustle. Along the way, we debate whether aging gracefully means dating younger, reveal Olivia’s surprising celebrity crush, and answer moron mail about mothering your boyfriend, rekindling first-date sparks, and whether a Scottish club fling deserves a hometown tour. Plus: a What Are Ya Nuts? showdown that includes Josh calling out fake pre-boarders and Ben literally running out of gas. Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Goodwipes is giving away FREE wipes! Want to try a FREE pack of Goodwipes? Just buy a pack at Target, Walmart, Kroger—or your local store—then head to goodwipes.com/GOODGUYS, text them your receipt and get reimbursed! Head to BranchBasics.com to shop the Premium Starter Kit and save 15% off with code GOODGUYS at BranchBasics.com. Saxx Underwear - Check it out at saxx.com! Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.