Welcome to the hot mess that is SJ and Kay's discussion of Gary Chapman’s five love languages. We roast the actual book’s caveman-era beliefs (women don't like sex? have you met our co-host Kay?), cackle over bros claiming blowjobs as their love language, and love on a tango-dancing grandpa. Kay’s got heart-eyes for an adult film star’s boomerang peeny, while SJ’s baffled by studies about strangers touching wrists (who funds this?). With shoutouts to Sabrina Carpenter’s “I run this” album cover energy and tips for dodging father-in-law carpool awkwardness (...unless you have a daddy kink, then carry on), this episode is a rollercoaster of snark and heart. Whether you’re into gifts, cuddles, or...down-there time, this episode’s got you covered with laughs and real talk about love’s weird, wonderful ways.