Sharpen your sais and lower your expectations—because this week, we’re diving into Elektra (2005), one of the most forgettable superhero movies of all time! Join us as we suffer through Jennifer Garner’s lifeless assassin performance, painfully slow ninja battles, and a plot so thin it makes tissue paper look sturdy.

We’ll break down the movie scene by scene, hand out some hilarious awards, and debate whether Elektra is so bad it’s good… or just plain bad.