This week Doug and Alice spend a lot of time chatting about old teen sitcoms involving twins, retired football stars, bands, evil twins, and fantastic(?) theme songs.

They cap off the episode by trying to update an old classic singalong for the modern child.

In between there are yard sales, heartburn, and...long burgers?

Other discussion topics may include:

- When was Sir Mix-a-Lot knighted?

- A bad time at the Golden Corral

- Revealing the long-debated origins of the "Meat Plate"

- Sweet Valley Dysentery

- Why aren't Supernatural fans called "Supernatches"?