When a former glamour model is burned alive (to death) after her cigarette falls into a lawnmower’s fuel tank, the last thing you’d expect is for her to be wandering down a country lane just a few hours later.

Nevertheless, a completely reliable witness says that this is exactly what happened. How bizarre.

Meanwhile, Maddie books Jonathan in to do a Q&A with the Jonathan Creek Fan Club, much to the man’s umbrage.

And did you believe the only way to grow stuff is to plant it in soil? Think again, idiots!

Miracle in Crooked Land was the fifth and penultimate episode of series three of Jonathan Creek, airing on 28th December 1999.

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