Hey Listener, we’re back! And we’re here to snob about a movie that nobody saw, Jurassic World: Rebirth. This is a very bad movie. There are dinosaurs, there are deaths, and there are many characters that you forget about the second you meet them. This is a movie that should not exist. And yet, it does, therefore we snobbed about it. Does it have anything to do with the previous movies? Basically not. Does it have anything to say about life in general? Nope. Is it so boring that one half of General Snobbery fell asleep shortly into the second act? You bet. So tune in for some good ole snobbery on a movie you’ve never seen and probably never will, because we can promise you this podcast is way more entertaining than this piece of crap movie.
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Hey Listener, we’re back! And we’re here to snob about a movie that nobody saw, Jurassic World: Rebirth. This is a very bad movie. There are dinosaurs, there are deaths, and there are many characters that you forget about the second you meet them. This is a movie that should not exist. And yet, it does, therefore we snobbed about it. Does it have anything to do with the previous movies? Basically not. Does it have anything to say about life in general? Nope. Is it so boring that one half of General Snobbery fell asleep shortly into the second act? You bet. So tune in for some good ole snobbery on a movie you’ve never seen and probably never will, because we can promise you this podcast is way more entertaining than this piece of crap movie.
#82: Jurassic World Dominion Preview: Why It Will Suck, And How It Could Suck Less
General Snobbery | Film and Philosophy
44 minutes 21 seconds
3 years ago
#82: Jurassic World Dominion Preview: Why It Will Suck, And How It Could Suck Less
Back in 2018, General Snobbery wrote an influential article called “What Jurassic World 3 Better Be About.” The article offered great tips for the filmmakers, such as calling the film “Jurassic World: Terminator,” introducing a new character called Tex, casting Jar Jar Binks, and throwing in a little #PrattButt. Unfortunately, now that Jurassic World 3 has arrived into the fledgling movie theaters, it is clear that the filmmakers did not take any of our suggestions. This is clear because the movie is getting atrociously bad reviews.
Nevertheless, since this entire podcast began with a look at Jurassic World: The First One With Pratt, it is only fitting that we see this new one, which has been deemed an “extinction level event.” Before we see it, it seemed fitting that we record a preview episode to a) talk about why this movie will suck and b) provide some final ideas of what could have made it great, if the filmmakers weren’t such idiots. Tune in soon for our full episode about JW: Terminator. Enjoy!
General Snobbery | Film and Philosophy
Hey Listener, we’re back! And we’re here to snob about a movie that nobody saw, Jurassic World: Rebirth. This is a very bad movie. There are dinosaurs, there are deaths, and there are many characters that you forget about the second you meet them. This is a movie that should not exist. And yet, it does, therefore we snobbed about it. Does it have anything to do with the previous movies? Basically not. Does it have anything to say about life in general? Nope. Is it so boring that one half of General Snobbery fell asleep shortly into the second act? You bet. So tune in for some good ole snobbery on a movie you’ve never seen and probably never will, because we can promise you this podcast is way more entertaining than this piece of crap movie.
