Cop cars surround you each one pulling up faster than the last. They've got semi automatic's, shot guns, and pistols all aiming down the barrell ready to fire at a moments notice. When all of a sudden they scream, "GET THE F*** DOWN MOTHER F***KER." 

 You begin raise your hands out of complete desperation and look down below your knees starring at what you thought was going to be a smooth profitable flip but now you stare down and all you see is your LIFE being turned upside down. In a state of shock you think to yourself, "THE GIGS UP" I'm done, the BMW M4 convertible parked in the garage GONE!, all those monthly vacations to Colombia and Cancun GONE!, the Love of your life, soon the be handcuffed and GONE! all you can think is, "This time I'll be going away for 10 years."

  And just to think 3 years ago you were a young DJ selling mixed drinks too churn a profit. Seeing all the easy money at the cub getting moved around, having clients ask you for more and more. As an overly ambitious entrepreneur you decide to flip some snowy white powder. 

 This is the Untold True Story of DJ SWAG.