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Title: Happy Bloody Christmas
Author: Jo Middleton
Narrator: To Be Announced
Format: Unabridged
Length: 10:14:00
Language: English
Release date: 10-24-2024
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers UK
Genres: Health & Wellness, Marriage & Family

Summary:
'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE ––––––––––––––––––- Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…) ––––––––––––––––– READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS! 'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'A must read for Autumn 2024!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'I was absorbed from the very first page' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'So fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Kept me guessing until the end!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ––––––––––––––––––- Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List: 1. Wrap the kids' presents​ 2. Peel the potatoes ​ 3. Get rid of the dead body?! Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine. But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered. A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she’s going to save Christmas, it’s up to Anna to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it. And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen… –––––––––- 'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE ‘So funny, I’m annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS ‘The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY ‘Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!’ FIONA LEITCH 'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD 'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!' J.M. HALL 'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY 'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW 'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN 'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS –––––––––-