This week on the FratChat Podcast, we’re diving headfirst into the cringiest, most PR-polished, and wildly unrepentant celebrity apologies of all time and trust us, it’s a Hall of Shame. From Bill Cosby’s “sorry if it seemed inappropriate” non-apology to Doja Cat’s “I said it 15,000 times” meltdown, we break down the moments where celebs managed to say everything but “I’m sorry.” Whether it’s fake tears, weird skywriters, or vague buzzwords like ‘inappropriate,’ this episode’s got every flavor of bad celebrity damage control and we’re not holding back. Plus, in our other segments: we read an email from Branden in Philly, who faked a dead uncle to get out of a kale-infested BBQ. Then, the guys take on Straight Steve’s burning question about what straight people still don’t get about queerness. In the news, Gwyneth Paltrow confronts a rogue toilet seat sprinkler in a company-wide meeting, and we’re weirdly on her side. And finally, in Not the Drag Queens, we spill the tea on Mickey Madden’s latest meltdown, featuring flying phones, fantasy excuses, and a barefoot kitchen chase straight out of Bravo. All that and more on this week’s spicy, shady, and sorry-not-sorry episode of the FratChat Podcast!