You don’t need ghosts or serial killers to be terrified. Real life is horrifying enough. This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re diving into The Scariest Things That Aren’t Actually Scary. From waiting for STD results to hearing your doctor say “hmm,” we’re breaking down the real-life moments that make your stomach drop and your soul briefly exit your body. Because sometimes, fear isn’t about what goes bump in the night. It’s about your barber saying “oops.” Plus, we dive into Emails from the Listeners, where Carlos tries to help a guy whose girlfriend keeps turning their Halloween costumes into her personal thirst-trap campaign, while CMo takes on a question about NYC’s wild political climate ahead of the election. Then we hit the News, featuring Kevin Federline’s attempt at a comeback with his new memoir — and let’s just say, Britney’s not thrilled. Finally, in Not The Drag Queens, we tackle another week of GOP horror stories — this time, Young Republicans caught sharing Nazi memes in a private chat and a literal swastika flag found in a congressman’s office. Because once again, the real monsters aren’t in drag. They’re in power.