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Reflecting on your early adult years, feminism not going far enough, neighbourhood brothels and Green Party babies. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Julie Bindel. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Follow Julie: Substack - https://substack.com/@juliebindel X - https://x.com/bindelj Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 07:50 My Mum Says Feminism Has Gone Too Far 15:37 There's A Brothel Operating Down From My Flat... 23:10 Reflecting On Choices Made In My Twenties And Thirties Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Schools cutting back on meat, using AI for menial office tasks, buzzing over Trump sending the National Guard to LA and fuming at Reform's Burka ban debate. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Tom Slater. Follow Tom: X - https://x.com/Tom_Slater_ https://spiked-online.com SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Kid's School Says They're Cutting Back On Meat 16:28 My Office Is Trialling AI 26:39 My Neighbourhood Has Been Buzzing Over Trump Sending National Guard To LA 30:13 Is the UK Bringing Back National Service For Teenagers? 40:41 My Sister Is Fuming At Reform's Burka Ban Debate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Konstantin Kisin co host of Triggernometry Konstantin Twitter - https://x.com/KonstantinKisin Konstantin Substack - https://www.konstantinkisin.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Refusing to wear trainers, feeling emasculated, eating microwaved haddock at work every morning and watching your 26yr old neighbours in the hot tub. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Josh James. Follow Josh: YouTube -  @JoshJamesy  TikTok - tiktok.com/joshjamesy Instagram - instagram.com/joshjamesy SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being a Ukrainian in Camden, calling your dad at the same time every week and I'm not racist, but... Francis Foster sorts your life out with Nicholas De Santo. Follow Nicholas: YouTube - @AngloItalianComedy X - https://x.com/Nico_DeSanto SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 13:43 Flat Sharing And Not Knowing The Surnames Of My Flat Mates 23:40 I'm A Ukrainian In Camden 30:33 I'm Not Racist, BUT... 33:54 I've Started Calling My Dad Every Thursday At The Same Time 38:07 I Watch People Scrolling On Their Phones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

King Charles apologising to Sadiq Khan, making fun of gingers, being sober and Shamima Begum. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Patrick Christys. Follow Patrick on X - https://x.com/PatrickChristys SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:48 Sadiq Khan Being Knighted 10:50 My Dad Was Never Around And I'm About To Be A Father 24:00 My Grocery Prices Are Mental Since Trumps Tariffs 34:30 I Stopped Drinking But Miss The Person I Used To Be Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dodgy looking Deliveroo drivers, not putting the heating on and finding out your fiancé went viral on YouTube with a video on how to emotionally control women. Francis Foster sorts your life out. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:00 My Elderly Mum Thinks Deliveroo Drivers Are Burglars 16:19 New Couple That Moved In Next Door Put Their Bins Out Early 20:09 My Sister's Fiancé Made A Viral YouTube Video On How To Control Women 25:58 My Husband Won't Let Us Put The Heating On Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Poetry, fake orgasms, how Francis would be a terrible dad and having a purposeful life. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Doyle. | Pre-order Andrew's new book "The End of Woke" - https://geni.us/TheEndofWoke SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://m⁠anscaped.com⁠ Follow Andrew on X - https://x.com/andrewdoyle_com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 03:54 Favourite Poetry 09:45 Psychedelics 12:59 My Landlord Asked Me If His Son Could Sleep On The Sofa 25:50 Everyone Is using AI For Reading... 37:40 My Wife Says She's Faked Orgasms For Three Years... 41:08 My Co-workers Are Always Trying To Optimise Their Lives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Peter talks about his viral joke posted on X (Twitter) which caused people to report him to the police, his funny arrests and drinking proper beer. Francis Foster and Peter Bleksley sort your life out. Follow Peter on X - https://x.com/PeterBleksley Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:21 Peter's Viral Twitter Joke 12:11 What's The Funniest Arrest You've Ever Done? 17:52 My Corner Shop Is Now A Fermentation Shop And All I Want Is A Can Of Stella 26:18 My GP Appointment Was With A Man In A Hoodie 29:37 My Work Is Pushing Return To Office But I'm More Productive At Home 34:17 My New Neighbour Leaves Passive Aggressive Notes 39:02 Cockney Rhyming Slang Quiz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Travel for weddings, an obsession with Ayahuasca and having a girlfriend that loves to fight. Francis Foster sorts your life out. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:33 My Girlfriend Loves A Fight And I Find It Embarrassing 13:22 A Friend From Uni Invited Me To Her Wedding In Tuscany 22:56 My Housemate's Girlfriend Has Basically Moved In 26:42 I'm Seeing A Guy Obsessed With Ayahuasca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going TikTok viral, the Eni Aluko saga, being a stay at home dad and fake laughs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Gold. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Follow Andrew: YouTube - @andrewgoldheretics X - https://x.com/AndrewGold_ok Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:13 The Eni Aluko Saga 07:47 There's A Girl In My Office That Fake Laughs After Every Sentence 14:56 Our Cleaner Asked Us For A Reference 22:28 Is Consent Spiritual Now? 31:02 I'm A Stay At Home Dad But Never Included In Group Chats With Other Mums 41:00 I Went Viral On TikTok For My Weird Laugh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Moving to the countryside, livestreaming your walk through Leeds and how to stay out of the culture war. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Mark Dolan. Follow Mark on socials: X - https://x.com/mrmarkdolan YouTube - @MarkDolanShow Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 03:44 Mark Being Sacked By GBNews 11:48 My Husband Keeps Buying Military Grade Survival Gear 20:03 A Guy In My Office Calls Everything "Orwellian" 26:57 My Brother Narrates His Walk Through Leeds On TikTok 30:11 I Moved To The Countryside For Peace But Miss The Noise 34:28 A Woman On My Street reports People For Recycling Mistakes 40:15 How Do I Stay Out Of The Culture War? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The collapse of modern society, pretending you haven't seen your friends messages and being found out by Lily Phillips. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Darius Davies. Follow Darius: https://www.instagram.com/persianjesus_/ https://www.dariusdavies.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:10 My Partner Is Trying To Make Our Relationship Go Viral On TikTok 09:10 My Parents Are Trying To Convince Me Modern Society Is Collapsing 18:23 I Keep Pretending I Haven't Seen People's Messages 28:58 I Love My Partner But Can't Stand Their Friends 33:49 How Do I "Out Petty" My Neighbour? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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