In this episode, Darrien narrowly escapes total blindness (okay not really, but it was dramatic) and now sees life crystal clear—except for why men think only their bottom half gets cold. Allie shares a chaotic wedding planning update, and we give our unsolicited opinions on the TV shows you're definitely watching (Love Island, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Squid Game: The Challenge, The Hunting Wives, and We Were Liars).

Jaycee tries Krispy Kreme for the first time and now questions if we’ve ever actually had a real donut. Darrien unveils her biting list, we debate whether it's our moral duty to hate our friend’s enemies, and the great mystery of Jaycee’s missing compost bin unfolds.

It's messy, it's dramatic, it's us.