This week, we take a chaotic trip down memory lane and try to decide what year of college was actually our favorite (spoiler: it depends on how much we napped). We cast ourselves in Frozen—someone’s definitely Olaf—and get way too competitive raving about Activate again (did we win? Emotionally, yes).

We recap our current TV obsessions, including Summer House, Love Island, and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, plus the other shows keeping us from being productive. There’s a lot of love going around—for Cody Rigsby’s Peloton classes, vegetable subscription boxes, and the underrated icon that is the butter bell. Speaking of… can butter go bad? We investigate.

Also featuring: Carley Fortune fangirling, carts that lock when you least expect it, Dino Sours as a personality trait, Allie’s mysterious allergic reactions, and Darrien’s salivary gland stone origin story (medical marvels abound).

It’s unhinged, it’s wholesome, and somehow we fit it all into one episode.