In this wildly unhinged episode, we spiral from comparing flaky scalps like Pokémon cards (Team Psoriasis vs. Team Dandruff) to declaring Nate the Hoof Guy as our official emotional support farrier. We passionately debate whether ASMR is soothing or just weird mouth noises, wonder if we missed our calling in equine podiatry, and take a dramatic pause to appreciate breathing through both nostrils.

Darrien confronts her deep fear of tornadoes via lightning-struck acquaintances (yup, really), and we expose the bizarre phenomenon of sunglasses somehow impairing hearing—science, explain?? We also ask the hard-hitting questions: why do men use so much toilet paper? Is there a right way to sit on the toilet? And why does every C-list reality TV star steal our hearts?

Bonus: Darrien returns to work post-foot surgery and we collectively teeter on the edge of a mental breakdown—so, basically, a normal week.

Grab your tissues, your hoof-trimming ASMR videos, and maybe a therapist—this episode’s a ride.