This week, the girls tackle the hard-hitting question: do people actually use cookbooks or are they just kitchen decor for people who lie to themselves? Spoiler: cooking new recipes is a scam created by Big Spice. Meanwhile, both hosts suffer deeply personal coffee-related tragedies, and Darrien recounts a dental experience that left her questioning her will to live—and the suction-to-choking ratio. Allie relives the wisdom tooth removal that gave her actual PTSD, Jaycee reveals her new living situation (hint: it involves stairs and emotional damage), and the gang wonders how anyone buys a house in this economy.

Also in this jam-packed chaos casserole: the pure misery of moving, why our parents become superheroes during relocation, and our dream of throwing money at professional movers. Plus, a White Lotus watch party update, Allie spirals into a Summer House + Giggly Squad rabbit hole, we mourn the loss of iconic Disney Channel crossover episodes, debate the best and worst seasons (weather, not TV), talk about the violence that is prairie rain, and share our sacred post-work rituals. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.