In this episode, we attempt to explain the classic playground game Stella Stella Olla, and realize half the world calls it something else. Jaycee recounts her CPR course, more Like C‑P‑“Are you okay?!”.

We also discuss the moral dilemma of laughing at strangers’ public embarrassments: empathy says “no". We propose a new rule—one sympathy gasp earns you three guilty giggles. We gush over the new upcoming season of You (“Will Joe ever learn boundaries?”), and marvel at our ancient chats with SmarterChild on MSN.

Plus, our obsession with Orbit gum, and a rapid-fire roundup of must-watch shows, podcasts, and books! Tune in—and vote wisely (CPR on democracy not included).