Welcome to episode 14, where the character bios are made up and the plot doesn't matter. We're your middle aged hosts Misty, Misty and Kendall, and this week we try to tiptoe around SMeyer's weird attempts at describing teen sexual attention without gagging. *offers elbow* Shall we?

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

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All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.