Each week, Kenny Porkrind drags you kicking and screaming through the real-life crime sprees, snack-cake standoffs, lawnmower chases, and reptile-related incidents that make Florida the punchline of America. It’s like Dateline, if everyone involved was barefoot, shirtless, and possibly armed with nunchucks. Expect true headlines, zero accountability, and one man’s unfiltered journey into the swamp-brained soul of the Sunshine State.
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Each week, Kenny Porkrind drags you kicking and screaming through the real-life crime sprees, snack-cake standoffs, lawnmower chases, and reptile-related incidents that make Florida the punchline of America. It’s like Dateline, if everyone involved was barefoot, shirtless, and possibly armed with nunchucks. Expect true headlines, zero accountability, and one man’s unfiltered journey into the swamp-brained soul of the Sunshine State.
“Hash Browns, Support Lizards, and Closet Enlightenment”
Florida Man Unleashed
27 minutes
4 months ago
“Hash Browns, Support Lizards, and Closet Enlightenment”
This week on Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind serves up a buffet of bad decisions and deep-fried logic: a man steals a truck for Popeyes and tries to justify it with “I was gonna bring it back,” another gets busted smuggling 43 iguanas in his pants and calls them “support lizards,” a full-grown adult in a bunny suit starts a bar fight while claiming he is Easter, and a couple gets trapped in an unlocked closet for two full days because they never tried the doorknob. Four Florida legends. One podcast. Zero functioning brain cells. Subscribe now before someone throws a gator through your window
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Florida Man Unleashed
Each week, Kenny Porkrind drags you kicking and screaming through the real-life crime sprees, snack-cake standoffs, lawnmower chases, and reptile-related incidents that make Florida the punchline of America. It’s like Dateline, if everyone involved was barefoot, shirtless, and possibly armed with nunchucks. Expect true headlines, zero accountability, and one man’s unfiltered journey into the swamp-brained soul of the Sunshine State.
