Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
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Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
Schrödinger's Pedo-Files: DOJ's Sympathy for the Devil
Firing Lane
1 hour 54 minutes 35 seconds
4 months ago
Schrödinger's Pedo-Files: DOJ's Sympathy for the Devil
🚨 The Epstein Case Is Closed. Officially.
Not with justice.Not with resolution.But with a DOJ lullaby.
Croaky Cayman returns — not by subpoena, not by hashtag, but by philosophical necessity — to torch the cowardice, the contradictions, and the conspiracies.
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Dan Bongino and Kash Patel? Suddenly they’ve “read the files” and decided Epstein “definitely” killed himself.Croaky explains why this magical revelation is nothing but recycled fog.
Pam Bondi closes the case with the energy of a Real Housewives reunion moderated by a defense attorney.Croaky eviscerates the "missing minute" of surveillance footage — and the missing will to investigate.
Trump? Promised to drain the swamp.Instead:– Denied Files Exist– Dodged Epstein Connections– Still visible doing that weird dance in every Epstein GIF search (go ahead try it)
This is the monologue we didn’t want — but need.
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Firing Lane
Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
