Dudes rock! On this guestless episode, the boys get back to basics and fantasize about war, mechs, and twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!
Here’s some more warm up fights, just to get us all limber before the real fighting starts! Featuring John Griffis and Kenna Harris!
THE FIGHTS
Flashbanged LeBron James / 8 Billion Immortal Snails (w/ John Griffis)
Average Man Apocalypse Journey
Arm Controller vs. Leg Controller (w/ Kenna Harris)
This week we are joined by fitness and longevity expert Brent Armstrong! We halfway try to do a Halloween fight with a “vampire” and a “werewolf”, and he talks to us about some personal beef in his own life.
We are joined again by the fantastic Kenna Harris! In a previous episode we helped them decide which famous hippo could take the ring to Mt. Doom, in this one they help us decide what animals the other members of the Fellowship are! And at the end, an avuncular power ranking.
You can find Kenna and their amazing art on instagram: HERE!
We are joined once again by the amazing John Griffis for another all-J episode! Everyone except Jevin talks about their recent trips to Japan.
See John live with Industrial Kitchen or Your Fucked Up Relationship!
This week we’re looking back at a couple of our more colorful guests! Iris Reynolds (Kendall Detweiler) asks for our advice on an ongoing prank war between her and her students. Mark McGwire Jr. (Toby Childs) tells us all about his life.
Further fights for fueling fire ‘fore Fight Fourt! Featuring the fantastic Kaitlyn Cornell, Cody Frost, and Mary Johnson!
THE FIGHTS
Challenges for a “Perfect” Man (w/ Kaitlyn Cornell)
No More Lies (w/ Cody Frost)
1000 Sloths vs. The US (w/ Mary Johnson)
We keep trying to do episodes with just us, but yet again we are joined by a total stranger! Toothy is a “survivalist” living out of a tent in Jason’s living room/den.
Somehow, Toothy is a fan of the shows Haight to Laugh and Bad Art! So go check those out if you identified with him in any way.
This week we are joined by actor, hitchhiker, lawyer, dog lover, and curtain enthusiast Harriet (Kaitlyn Cornell)! We learn all about her proclivities and she helps us with an animal fight.
Harriet is a big fan of the Improv All Stars and No Worries If Not, so go check those teams out!
This week, Mary Johnson is actually here! She issues a correction in Corrections Corner, then leads us through a Sex and the City fight.
Check out the instagram for her upcoming web series ROOMIE! (We can vouch that it’s going to be really very good)
That’s right! We’ve got our three previous guests getting limber before the actual fighting starts!
THE FIGHTS
Eat 1 Hot Dog then 100m Dash: Usain Bolt vs. Joey Chestnut (w/ CJ Watson) - (00:00:52-00:29:44)
Superpower Comparison and Fight (w/ Kalia Armbruster) - (00:29:47-00:58:35)
100 Peanut-sized Marines vs. 300k Ants (w/ Toby Childs) - (00:58:38-01:18:40)
The newly paternal Toby Childs joins us once again! We’re mainly just being funny, be we take his sci-fi/fantasy character draft deadly serious. He also tells us about his adventures in glassblowing.
Convince Toby to do more Temescal Social Club shows!
This week we have a very special guest in Baby Statham! Part stunt-boy, part clone, he joins us as we do another random noun generator gun fight, and compare anatomical limitations.
Baby Statham is a big fan of Kalia Armbruster and wants you to check out her shows Bad Art and Forever Improv!
We are joined this week by the wonderful CJ Watson! The lead us through a fight involving missions most impossible. Later Jason asks us some time travel questions.
THE FIGHTS
Miranda’s Impossible Runway Challenge (00:09:52-01:01:52)
Back to the Future Queries (01:02:13-01:17:15)
See CJ live with their team Women and Children First!
Here’s a few more warm up fights, just to keep folks limber!
THE FIGHTS
Convincing Superpower Challenge (w/ Marina Stover) (00:00:51-00:28:02)
Can Humanity Find One Particular Ant? (00:28:05-00:45:07)
30-Day Murder Wars (w/ Justine Sizemore) (00:45:10-01:15:03)
A few days ago the Fight Court boys went to Chili’s and met the most fascinating (and aromatic) server! Meggot the goblin joins us to discuss various bits of goblin lore and takes part in the Big Bean Battle Bonanza!
THE FIGHTS
Meggot Intro & Goblin Lore (00:00:00-00:32:44)
The Big Bean Battle Bonanza (00:41:11-01:02:02)
On an episode where we didn’t plan on having a guest, we’re joined by Lori (Justine Sizemore)! She’s apparently gone on a date or two with Jevin’s uncle and is a singularly talented Foley artist.
Lori’s plugs: Forever Improv | Industrial Kitchen Improv | Drunk Theatre Company
We’ve got some extremely late breaking news!!! One of our hosts was cast in the latest AAA open world heist game! That’s right, we finally talk about how Jason Duval is the star of the upcoming GTA VI! We couldn’t do a full plot breakdown, per an NDA, but we get some juicy behind the scenes facts!
GTA VI “Jason Duval” Discussion - (00:10:13-00:35:41)
[Music Genre] (Cryptid) Hunters - (00:35:41-00:50:11)
We’ve got three wonderful guests, and three wonderful warm up fights! People versus dogs, people versus bears, and Captain America!
FEATURING
Kalia Armbruster with Average Human vs. Average Dog 00:00:51 - 00:19:38
Lilly Conboy with Each Human vs. One Bear 00:19:42 - 00:41:27
Mary Johnson with Captain America Plays a Sport 00:41:30 - 00:56:44
The wonderful Lilly Conboy finishes up her first appearance by helping us out with a villain gauntlet!
See Lilly live with Forever Improv or the Drunk Theatre Company!
THE FIGHTS
Most Devastating Murder Monologue 00:27:02 - 00:33:42
Build a Child Robot Combatant 00:33:42 - 00:38:57
Bingo Tournament 00:38:57 - 00:50:08