Have you ever sat around arguing with your friends about who would win in a fight between two of your favorite action heroes? Welcome to the Fictional Fighting Championship — the podcast where we pit legendary characters head-to-head in epic matchups and debate who would come out on top. Hosted by Steve, Jordan & Chris, we break down the fighters, the weapons, the chaos, and the strategy behind every showdown. Tune in for big laughs, heated debates, and surprise insights as we crown the ultimate champion in the greatest fictional tournament in the history of the universe
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Have you ever sat around arguing with your friends about who would win in a fight between two of your favorite action heroes? Welcome to the Fictional Fighting Championship — the podcast where we pit legendary characters head-to-head in epic matchups and debate who would come out on top. Hosted by Steve, Jordan & Chris, we break down the fighters, the weapons, the chaos, and the strategy behind every showdown. Tune in for big laughs, heated debates, and surprise insights as we crown the ultimate champion in the greatest fictional tournament in the history of the universe
Episode 8: Wolff vs Dalton – The Numbers Guy and the Throat Guy
Fictional Fighting Championship
59 minutes
3 months ago
Episode 8: Wolff vs Dalton – The Numbers Guy and the Throat Guy
This week, it's Rico Suave vs Geeko Suave as two of the bracket's most soft-spoken killers throw down in the ultimate gentleman's bar fight. One of them breaks bones with roundhouse kicks and ripped-out throats. The other clears rooms with suppressed pistols and spreadsheet precision. It's Dalton (Road House) vs Christian Wolff (The Accountant)—and yes, one of the stars of Parks & Rec makes a genuinely amazing contribution to the conversation.
We also dig into bar fight etiquette, the quiet tough guy trope, and whether philosophy or autism gives you a greater edge in hand-to-hand combat or picking up ladies. Spoiler: things get weird.
Fictional Fighting Championship
Have you ever sat around arguing with your friends about who would win in a fight between two of your favorite action heroes? Welcome to the Fictional Fighting Championship — the podcast where we pit legendary characters head-to-head in epic matchups and debate who would come out on top. Hosted by Steve, Jordan & Chris, we break down the fighters, the weapons, the chaos, and the strategy behind every showdown. Tune in for big laughs, heated debates, and surprise insights as we crown the ultimate champion in the greatest fictional tournament in the history of the universe
