Two legendary war cries. Two historically loose interpretations of freedom. One epic matchup. This week, we pit the broadsword-swinging Scotsman against the javelin-hurling King of Sparta in a no-holds-barred clash of kilts and capes. Expect passionate yelling, slo-mo charges, and enough testosterone to make your speakers sweat. We break down their combat styles, battlefield tactics, and cinematic absurdities—plus: Which leader actually had the better strategy. Who's more dangerous without an army. Another round of Keyboard Carnage from fan reviews. And an argument over the earliest known slowclap in history. So grab your war paint (or airbrush kit) and prepare for glory. This one's gonna be messy.