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Ficta Inferno
Maya Baker
114 episodes
3 days ago
Dramatic readings of terrible fanfictions/fiction from the internet
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Dramatic readings of terrible fanfictions/fiction from the internet
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Comedy Fiction
Fiction
Episodes (20/114)
Ficta Inferno
Twilight: Episode 8 (ravioli ravioli tell me more about yourself)
Bella, Jess, and Angela finally make it to Port Angeles. Bella does not believe in the buddy system and almost gets a true crime documentary made about her, and then Edward saves her before taking her out to dinner. No woman can take their eyes off of Edward I guess?
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2 years ago
1 hour 50 minutes 57 seconds

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Twilight: Chapter Seven (All blonds are evil I guess?)
Bella thinks Edward is going to stand her up for their Seattle trip, Angela and Rebecca (insert generic girl name here) invite Bella to help with dress shopping. We’re still surprised Charlie hasn’t asked his own daughter to the dance since EVERYONE ELSE HAS.
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2 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes 41 seconds

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Twilight: Episode Six(Boy throw rock. Rock impressive)
We’ve arrived at La Push, unraveling more of the sexism in Meyer’s work as well as hoping Bella actually does fall into the ocean (she does not). Hey Jacob, where ya been loca?!
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2 years ago
1 hour 15 minutes 44 seconds

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Twilight: Episode Five (Germlin Bella would have been a far more interesting Bella)
We’re back in school and everything is super confusing, especially with a certain someone suddenly deciding to be friends with Bella. That and a few forgotten moments come back, genuinely it’s funny.
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2 years ago
1 hour 19 minutes 35 seconds

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Twilight Episode Four (three dudes, one dance. Who will she choose? No one.)
How do we forget that three people asked Bella to a dance in one day, a dance where she’s supposed to ask someone? That and Edward is a pretty shit.
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2 years ago
1 hour 57 minutes 8 seconds

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Mine: Michael Myers x Reader (Solo Maya Episode!)
With the pretense of horror and suddenly having an X Reader with the longest-running Boogeyman in the horror world, it's a strange mix of bad writing, an exciting concept, and then a wish for things to be told from the perspective of the man behind the mask himself. It's not bad, not really- it just needs to be polished up a little bit. Hopefully, Maya can deliver a fun reading of Mine
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2 years ago
52 minutes 48 seconds

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Twilight: Episode Three (Edward and Bella are just fighting cats)
More than enough information about snow is given, Edward keeps gate keeping, gaslighting, and girl bossing, Bella is an unreliable narrator, and Meyer doesn’t know shit about black ice. Book Poll: https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll4576396xBAC74F02-143
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2 years ago
1 hour 42 minutes 37 seconds

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Twilight: Episode Two (Edward finally took a big sh*t)
Chapter two doesn’t get any better. We’re supposed to hate teens for being teens? And once more the extent of just how much Bella obsessed over Edward was forgotten. Also #TeamMike
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3 years ago
1 hour 34 minutes 29 seconds

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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
In light of busy schedules, let’s celebrate spooky season a little bit with some old stories from a long off childhood.
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3 years ago
15 minutes 8 seconds

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Twilight: Episode One( We get it Bella, everything is green!)
It’s that time of the year again, and this time we unlock our inner cringe. Twilight had a special place in the hearts of those that read it early on, then the movies came along. Does the book still hold up? Not really honestly, it’s a love hate relationship at this point in time. But we’re still reading it. #TeamEric
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3 years ago
2 hours 6 minutes 4 seconds

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Jeff the Killer x Reader Cringe Part 2 (Technical difficulties)
We get a recap of the actual story of Jeff the Killer, other creepy pastas make an appearance, pretty sure everyone is going to have a crush on Della, and everything is still confusing.
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3 years ago
44 minutes 38 seconds

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Jeff the Killer x Reader Cringe
Coming at you with even more cringe, our reader character ‘Della’ doesn’t know anything about self-preservation and how it’s NOT okay for someone to just break into your house, even if it is to make you pancakes.
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3 years ago
56 minutes 21 seconds

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Joker x Reader Cringe End (Because this is a *VERY* healthy relationship*)
At last we reach a very anti-climatic end that doesn’t leave anyone feeling good…like at all. Eloise is still not like other girls and Siah and Maya reveal too much about knowing how blood spatter works.
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3 years ago
1 hour 39 minutes 10 seconds

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Joker x Reader Cringe Part 3 (Just lay back and think about better smut)
We got the spice! Sort of, it’s…it’s okay, but it’s not…great. So warning for that, and character death. Eloise has Stockholm Syndrome at this point, Joker is a piece of shit, and a lot is learned about the hosts when it comes to taste in dirty fiction.
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3 years ago
1 hour 48 minutes 43 seconds

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Joker x Reader Cringe Part 2 (when is it supposed to be sexy?)
Trigger Warning for abusive relationships: Due to brilliant timing and forgetfulness, this episode comes a day late. It’s basically Fifty Shades meets 365 Days with the worst parts meeting one another. Also there’s a long con? There’s a long con involving cards…the card game doesn’t make sense. Help.
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3 years ago
1 hour 50 minutes 14 seconds

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Joker x Reader Cringe (I want to get off the ride now)
After last weeks unexpected break, today’s feature is a small blurb of cringe fanfiction brought to you by Wattpad. Author and name of the fic are not mentioned. Please enjoy this tale about the reader, whom happens to be an exotic dancer, working for Jared Leto’s joker. Man I wish it was Lego Batman Joker.
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3 years ago
2 hours 20 minutes 47 seconds

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The Mister: Part One
Oh snap here we go again. EL James’ book The Mister is also as sensual as wet cardboard and as sexy as the elder Kellog brother’s stance on libido- which is that is gross and disgusting. Literally there’s nothing sexy about this book.
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3 years ago
1 hour 56 minutes 50 seconds

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It me, ur smol
Friends for Robots is a collection of short stories by Merc Fenn Wolfmoor, available on Amazon both kindle editions and paperback. Other works include So You Want To Be A Robot. The story today, It me, ur smol, is about a neural network trying to get humans to drink more water.
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3 years ago
10 minutes 43 seconds

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Empress Theresa: Episode Fourteen (I wanna get off the ride now!)
First and foremost, Norman’s website: http://empresstheresa.com In one of our longest episodes, we cover why Theresa shouldn’t be trusted with these powers and why she’s over all just not a good person character-wise- the fact that Norman wrote it this way is deeply disturbing.
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3 years ago
3 hours 9 minutes 32 seconds

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Empress Theresa: Part Thirteen (This episode is cursed)

Despite being sidetracked, as always, the discussion of just what a hero is comes into question. Theresa is plainly not that at all, if you couldn't already see, but Author-Chan seems to keep trying to push that on all of us. The absolute worst of Theresa just seems to come out here, there's something Norman doesn't seem to quite understand, and it's frustrating to the point of where in each chapter the same mistakes keep getting repeated. Theresa isn't a hero, she's just fixing the world she messed up in the first place.

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3 years ago
2 hours 36 minutes 51 seconds

Ficta Inferno
Dramatic readings of terrible fanfictions/fiction from the internet