The government told us all to stay home together for a year and murder spiked by 30%.

Kris searches for a tagline for when the police are defunded, and he can distribute street justice. SPOILER: He fails. 

Science is celebrated for being wrong. But only because it involves fossils. 

And this week's VODA is R. Kelly.  Kelly has been convicted of being a pedophile. We hope gets to spend many, many years cuddled with his new prison boyfriend, The Slammer.