Sarah is 35 so F*ck off and die celebrates by inviting DJ Shannon Fox to eat cake and talk about dying alone. Just kidding. In this special episode, Jade, Sarah and Shannon discuss the best things about being single, including how good it is not to date people who police what you put in your mouth.

Shannon shares her expertise on glitter, dressing like a three-year-old for eternal youth and how her duty in life is to remind people about Angela’s Ashes. Jade constantly mentions how young she is, even though she is the oldest person in the room. Sarah complains about the term ‘single’, and everyone agrees on a new and far better term. Much cake is eaten.

This pod was recorded with 2 mics and 3 people, so the sound is all over the place.

Show notes

• Special guest DJ Shannon Fox visits the FOD pod.
• Hustlers is the film featuring our girl crushes JLo and Cardi B (WAP 4eva).
• Get an hour glass and watch your life slowly pour away. It's really fun. Really.
• Angela's Ashes - another really fun thing to watch. We mean read. It was a book first.

The Man in the Arena

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly.”

• Teddy Roosevelt quoted 1910
• Quoted in Daring Greatly by Brene Brown.

Review your ex

• Send us a review of how your ex performed during the break up and it might be anonymously read on our pod.
• Example: Ghosted me then asked to be COVID fuck buddies six months later. 2/10.

Emma Watson talking sense

“I never believed the whole ‘I’m happy single’ spiel,” she continues. “I was like, ‘This is totally spiel.’ It took me a long time, but I’m very happy [being single]. I call it being self-partnered.”

• Emma Watson quoted in Vogue 2019

Our gift to Shannon

• Get a gold mirror decal that tells you you're Sexy AF. (Cause you fucking are.)

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