The boys are back after scouring through Transfermarkt and Fotmob, running down 3 windows worthy of note across Europe. In part 1, the boys keep it mainstream-adjacent, discussing:

- Wolfsburg cashing in and spending well makes this the perfect time to join the bandwagon.

- Nottingham Forest strategy feels same-same but different and is Chris Wood a Ponzi Scheme?

- Bold Burnley continue their moneyball strategy, but JJ Watt and Dude Perfect might fight 5 v. 1 in the boardroom if the plan unravels

- And more hypotheticals, social commentary, and garbage per usual.

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