What do Christian Louboutins, Vincent Van Gogh, and a secret Turkish hair transplant have in common? Absolutely nothing — but somehow Bom and Taha manage to make them all part of the same chaotic episode.

This week on Facts4Fags, Bom is joined by content gremlin and professional tangent-generator Taha for an unhinged spiral through:

• ✨ Rotten pickle brine shots (yes, he survived)
• 🧠 A geography vs. astronomy vs. Taylor Swift bloodbath
• 🎨 Van Gogh’s missing ear… and Taha’s missing brain cells
• 📉 Why Taha thinks “recession” means “your hairline’s running away”
• 💅 Who really owns YouTube (spoiler: not Meta)
• 🧂 The India vs. Pakistan biryani wars
• 🩸 The “Google It, Faggot” lightning round — where Taha somehow cancels 11 fake influencers

Plus: therapy confessions, immigrant logic, and the kind of jokes that are definitely going to get us demonetized.

Brains? Optional. Chaos? Guaranteed.

Follow the mess:

• Taha: @TahaLikesYou on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube
• Bom: @Bombay on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube