Picture if you will…

You and a friend stroll into the lobby elevator of a nondescript high-rise in the bustling corporate sector of a major American city, and are heading for the fortieth floor (where you have lunch plans with Depok Chopra, Oprah Winfrey and 70’s Yacht Rock sensation, Bertie Higgins.)  After entering, you are joined by an attractive yet unassuming couple wearing t-shirts that read, “Ask me about my Explicit-Nature.” You chuckle lightly, then turn to your acquaintance and say, “…That reminds me, I sure wish I could share with Bertie a new and unique approach to achieving equality and accountability-based relationships.” 

Suddenly and without warning, the two attractive strangers hit the emergency button (as well as every other button in the elevator), then shatter the emergency intercom repeatedly with a large mallet. “What the heck are you doing?!”, you yell.  “We’re so sorry! But we heard what you said and we only have three minutes to explain the essentials of Explicit-Nature before the elevator doors open up again!!” ”But I don’t want to hear the essentials of Explicit-Na-.” ”SILENCE!!”, they scream, as they produce (seemingly from thin air) an enormous boombox playing the familiar opening strains of  Teddy Pendergrass’ seminal 1980 hit, Love TKO. And through what could only be achieved through the magic of Velcro, both strip down to matching gold terrycloth jumpsuits and exclaim, “…HIT IT!!…”