Part of me wants to write an episode description in the tone of a TikTok / Instagram reel where someone pops in with that influencer voice and is like “ALRIGHT GUYS TODAY WERE LISTING THE TOP 5 SPIDERS STARTING WITH THE DADDY LONGLEG…”, but I already used a spider joke to start the episode.

I’m just going to fill up the description with some quick rambling as I listen to “LOADED” by HMLTD. 

You know what would be sick?  A “Bone Tomahawk”-eqsue Western with Nic Cage.  Like, just throw him into a Weird West movie and have him play it completely straight.  I feel like that would be gold. Just throwing this out there, but could you get SPIRITWORLD to make some original songs for the sound track too. 

Man… I can’t wait until I can be an old man and just spend my nights reading books about the Old West by the light of a bed side lamp.  Just reading about how Cowboys were really only around for 30 years and audibly going “huh, how interesting” with my glasses on the tip of my nose.  That’s going to be the life. 

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