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Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard.
(AR+IO) Eisel Mazard
26 episodes
2 days ago
The podcast for truths too terrible to tell: things you'll never hear on "The History of Comedy Podcast", "Doomed Republic", or à-bas-le-ciel!
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The podcast for truths too terrible to tell: things you'll never hear on "The History of Comedy Podcast", "Doomed Republic", or à-bas-le-ciel!
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The American Empire with the Mask Off: the Canadian Empire with the Mask On.
Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard.
1 hour 12 minutes 11 seconds
8 months ago
The American Empire with the Mask Off: the Canadian Empire with the Mask On.

Episode thirteen (AR+IO-013). Let us be blunt: if Quebec has the right to establish its independence by a referendum, then the Crimea does, too —along with the Donbas (Donetsk and Luhansk) and Taiwan and everyone else, everywhere else. If not, we're back to the phony sovereignty (and even phonier empire-building) of the Napoleonic wars. How, after all, was Poland supposed to establish its independence during the reign of Napoleon? And Haiti? Oh no, let's not give ourselves nightmares by talking about Poland and Haiti.

There is no doubt, in praxis, that the people of Greenland would benefit enormously from being annexed by the United States of America. The people of Canada would, too, and yet we are staring at an advantage in praxis without a principle. The philosophical poverty of the American Empire is so profound that when the mask comes off we can only laugh at its face laid bare: what could be more absurd than Canada and Greenland joining the American Empire? What could be more absurd than regarding the United States of America as —morally— no different from the Russian Empire of Vladimir Putin? Communism is dead in one place and Democracy is dead in the other: what is it, now, that they are conquering the world for? The inability to articulate an American philosophy entails the inability to administer an empire, here, there, everywhere: from Afghanistan to Greenland.


Find me on Instagram.  Support me on Patreon.  Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings).

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AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and Informed Opinion", providing consistent numbering for all of the episodes (AR+IO-001, etc.) hosted by Eisel Mazard across many different podcasts, and united by one Patreon.  Eisel is better known as Zel from Ashdod, and was formerly known as the voice (and author) behind the (banned) youtube channel à-bas-le-ciel.

Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard.
The podcast for truths too terrible to tell: things you'll never hear on "The History of Comedy Podcast", "Doomed Republic", or à-bas-le-ciel!