Fellow Sisters of the Ton, find the illustrious members of EATS returned to their desks, ready to discuss and review the first course of the third season of Bridgerton, the budding romance between Colin Bridgerton and Penelope Featherington, and the many, many, many other scandals sparking this season.

What, we wonder, can be expected of their response? Will we be surprised with a glowing endorsement of the season, a diamond selected from the offerings, or will we find another scathing indictment of corporate industries once again?

There exists only one way to tell dear listeners.... By listening.

This author, for one, cannot wait.