Episode Description:
Jurassic World Rebirth is here, and so is returning guest champion Jordan Kennedy. This time, the franchise trades “bug park” chaos for Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey, and a surprising course correction toward what fans actually love. We dig into the title that makes no sense, the casting choices that saved it, and why “Killing a Dinosaur Is a Sin” might be the most telling line in the whole film.

Along the way, we talk gender dynamics done right (for once), villains destined for dino chow, product placement so obvious it’s almost comforting, and why kids in these movies are always physically fine but emotionally fried. Plus: a deeper look at hubris, moral responsibility, and whether we ever actually learn from the stories we keep telling.

If you’re here for a Jurassic World Rebirth review that’s equal parts sharp commentary, genuine laughs, and thoughtful storytelling analysis—you’re in the right place.