Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47059 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch Author: Jim Norton Narrator: Jim Norton Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 13 minutes Release date: July 10, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.6 of Total 10 Ratings of Narrator: 4 of Total 2 Genres: Comedy, Satire & Parody Publisher's Summary: Jim Norton is a pervert in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself. Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious. Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.