Luke Likes 'Experience'
Yes I am, I have done a lot and that's why I'm an experienced man. Am I? Really am I? Well, there is a way to find out, so to know.
Let's do the quiz. Have you, have you, have you... Have you cried with happiness? Yes, I have. That's easy. Easy points. Have you cried at a film? Sure, I have. Have you cried at a funeral? A funeral, so the ceremony when a person dies. Unfortunately I have. The next one, have you bought yourself flowers? Yes, I have, i suppose i have.
Have you been, be-was, were-been, have you been at a cinema alone? No, I don't think I have. Have you admited, so say that it's true, have you admitted that you snore? To make this sound at night that nobody likes. No, I haven't because i don't snore obviously.
Have you broken a bone, a leg, an arm, a finger? No, I haven't. Hhave you grown a plant from a single small little seed? A seed, this little thing that you put in the ground when you want to grow a plant. And no, I haven't. Oh my, okay. Not many points so far. Let's move on.
Have you written a poem for someone? For someone, no, i haven't. Have you caught a fish? No, I would never do that, let them be. Oh, that's a good one. Have you hitchhiked, have you hitchhiked in a foreign country? So stop a car and ask for a ride. Have you? No, i haven't, I haven't done that.
And the next one, have you been on a plane alone? No, I haven't been on a plane alone. Have you planted a tree? Huh, actually yes, I have. Was a long time ago, with my grandpa. I get points for that. Cool. Have you sent back the foods in the restaurant? Oh, I guess because you didn't quite like it, and no, I have not, I haven't done it.
And now, have you had stitches? So when you have a very bad cut in your hand, for example, you need stitches. No, I haven't had stitches. And now, have you written a romantic letter? No, I have not done it. Ok, and now, have you apologized, so say sorry, have you apologized for something you didn't do and it wasn't your fault. Ok, I don't remember that one.
Ok, and the next one, have you thrown away all your childhood toys? Oh, I actually might have something left. I would need to check that so let's say yes, I have just for now. And now, have you bought an original work of art, a painting, a sculpture, something? No, haven't, I have not. And have you changed a baby's nappy? A lot of fun. Um, no I haven't.
Have you been to the opera? Have you been to the opera? No. Have you changed a tire in your car? Yeah, you have a flat tire you have to change it, and no. Ok, no, I haven't. Have you regretted, so have you felt sorry that something happened, have you regretted having your hair cut? So a new haircut and then you regret it. No, I have never done it, I have never felt this way.
Alright, I'm almost done. Have you found a perfume that suits you, so is good for you, suits you? I'm still looking for it, I'm still looking. Oh, that's a good one, have you ever worried that your life is going nowhere? And obviously I haven't, come on, it is going somewhere.
Ok, well, actually not that many points. Ok, over 90 and you can die tomorrow knowing that you have done everything and you know everything. That is not me.
And then 80 to 90. an impressive score, you have nearly done it all. That's not me either.
Ok, over 60, you have done quite a lot but you still have plenty of new experiences to try. Ok, that's almost me.
Oh, here it is, this is me. Life must be fun for you, there's much you haven't done yet. Yeah. Oh, and there is one more question, one more question left. Have you answered all of these questions truthfully, truthfully?
Well, life must be fun for you, there's much you haven't done yet. Life must be fun. Let's stick to that.
Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!
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Intro/Outro Music By:
Joakim Karud -Longing
License:Creative Commons License
