If you ever found yourself cruising down the A303 in the ’90s and looked up to see a portly fellow kitted out in a babygrow and neckerchief, you knew things were about to get wild. Breakfast at 9pm. Pancakes endorsed by the Queen. Windows with a bovine view. What’s not to like? Quite a lot, according to the British public. This week, Tom and Tomek raise a glass of “typical full-flavoured wine” to this fallen roadside behemoth - and discover its bulimic cousin, Happy Eater, is alive and well off the southeastern coast of East Africa!