Blobby. Blobby. Blobby. Yes, the time has come for Tom and Tomek to come face-to-face with a certain creature - unconventional in hue - that The New York Times once described as "proof of Britain's deep-seated attraction to trash." But a far worse fate awaits our hosts, as the 90s' equivalent of Doctor Frankenstein also lurks in the shadows - coiffured mane gleaming, bag of tricks at the ready, prepared to deceive an entire Queens Park Rangers squad for a full four minutes. At what point does a hilarious misunderstanding cross into questionable public endangerment? That’s for neither you nor Jeremy Beadle to worry about. Simply sit back, grab yourself a stick of unbranded spearmint gum, and discover how the 90s was a decade so simple that it had a woman from Dorset genuinely believing an alien had popped round for tea.