Halal Cartels is hosted by

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do for the children

Today we talk about affluent people waiting in lines, Exterminate All the Brutes, Andrew Jackson, Vaccine Public Relations, and the Irish

IG: @gabepac1

IG: @sameermon

Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com