Dungeon Dads is a DnD 5e actual play podcast adventure. If you like TTRPGs, dad jokes, epic stories, and ’80s movie references, this is the podcast is for you, whether or not you’ve ever played Dungeons and Dragons.
Looking for some binge listening? Check out our first Campaign: Every War Must End.
War is coming to the Brine valley, and its future may be determined by three unlikely heroes: a patronizing wizard with something to prove, a mild-mannered pastry chef turned mild-mannered killing machine, and a grizzled veteran who wants to give peace a chance, even though his god would rather see the whole thing burn, burn, burn. (Seasons 1-4 in our feed are the EWME campaign.)
Looking for something ongoing? Check out The Goblin Market, our new campaign.
The Goblin Market, an organization that has mastered interplanar travel to capitalize on resources, has employed our characters in the contract enforcement division. It’s all simple enough until a hostile takeover begins and threatens our PCs and potentially the planes themselves. (Season 5 of our feed)
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Dungeon Dads is a DnD 5e actual play podcast adventure. If you like TTRPGs, dad jokes, epic stories, and ’80s movie references, this is the podcast is for you, whether or not you’ve ever played Dungeons and Dragons.
Looking for some binge listening? Check out our first Campaign: Every War Must End.
War is coming to the Brine valley, and its future may be determined by three unlikely heroes: a patronizing wizard with something to prove, a mild-mannered pastry chef turned mild-mannered killing machine, and a grizzled veteran who wants to give peace a chance, even though his god would rather see the whole thing burn, burn, burn. (Seasons 1-4 in our feed are the EWME campaign.)
Looking for something ongoing? Check out The Goblin Market, our new campaign.
The Goblin Market, an organization that has mastered interplanar travel to capitalize on resources, has employed our characters in the contract enforcement division. It’s all simple enough until a hostile takeover begins and threatens our PCs and potentially the planes themselves. (Season 5 of our feed)
The Goblin Market Episode 23: The Key is Inside the Frosty Seed
Dungeon Dads
2 hours 12 seconds
7 months ago
The Goblin Market Episode 23: The Key is Inside the Frosty Seed
It's time to seek the Monk of Chaos living in an old Goblin House in the Astral Plane.
References:
Do not come. Do not come. I'm gonna come.
Say hello to my little friend.
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention (Remix)
Body Hopping
The poems from this episode:
Once a triangle drawn a pure boundary,
that outside let allure run free,
Place the destined sigil at its core,
Outside corners the threesome magic restore,
passage to their trecherous tent: The PENTAGRAM
There once was a stag, hard, straight, he true,
Who cavorted with crown and bell he do
Their union, obscene,
Was a scandalous scene—
A wild threesome affair hailed as The CIRCLE
There once was a coal, pink and unique,
That beckoned with whispers antique.
On a wall, scratch a door,
Let your magic pour,
Unveiling the lore of— the Square
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Dungeon Dads
Dungeon Dads is a DnD 5e actual play podcast adventure. If you like TTRPGs, dad jokes, epic stories, and ’80s movie references, this is the podcast is for you, whether or not you’ve ever played Dungeons and Dragons.
Looking for some binge listening? Check out our first Campaign: Every War Must End.
War is coming to the Brine valley, and its future may be determined by three unlikely heroes: a patronizing wizard with something to prove, a mild-mannered pastry chef turned mild-mannered killing machine, and a grizzled veteran who wants to give peace a chance, even though his god would rather see the whole thing burn, burn, burn. (Seasons 1-4 in our feed are the EWME campaign.)
Looking for something ongoing? Check out The Goblin Market, our new campaign.
The Goblin Market, an organization that has mastered interplanar travel to capitalize on resources, has employed our characters in the contract enforcement division. It’s all simple enough until a hostile takeover begins and threatens our PCs and potentially the planes themselves. (Season 5 of our feed)
