Join us for a festive romp through Netflix's "Hot Frosty," where an anatomically correct snowman trades his icy existence for a shot at love! Watch as Lacey Chabert falls for a mysteriously shirtless stranger who can't handle hot pizza and has questionable credit card habits. Featuring Craig Robinson as an overzealous sheriff with a synthesizer, Joe Lo Truglio doling out dating advice, and a gaggle of thirsty seniors bringing new meaning to "winter heat wave." We break down everything from the suspicious CGI decorations and styrofoam snow to the medical documents written in what appears to be Comic Sans' quirky cousin, while pondering important questions like "Why doesn't anyone fix that furnace?" and "How does a snowman learn to Google?" Grab your strategically placed scarves and join us for this delightfully bizarre holiday romance that proves love can bloom even at sub-zero temperatures.