WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday.  Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old Donald Trump.  Also…. A listener emails in to say why Matt ruined his play, find out why Jon’s Daughter should have “Offspring controls” and Jon reveals why he’s still hurting two and a half years after the The Landlord’s wedding.   SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Forest appointing Dychey with Woaney & Stoney.   Elsewhere we touch upon some genuine text exchanges between Matt & Jon, we talk about some potential replacements for Matt on the Pod and there’s some fun Paddington updates.  Plus there’s a weird meet up between Trump, A 5-Yr-Old Lee Anderson and Rich Stu and we discuss the post sedative video.  We will be back as soon as Matt is well enough to return. We’ll miss ya! x  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house.  Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ John AND Matt’s in a ‘funny’ mood.  PLUS Lee Anderson joins us again but this time as a 5-yr-old and Matt & Jon discuss their England night out at Wembley.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road.  Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another ‘incident’ in the pub.  PLUS Lee Anderson joins us as a 4- yr- old and Jon has a weird dream about darts player Luke Humphries.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Next Diary Episode out next week. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL”  On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be able to beat ‘Big John’ at Padel?  Elsewhere we discuss Matt’s ‘two week stag’ which included a trip to Seville to watch Forest, another night of Oasis at Wembley and interviewing Rachel Reeves at the Labour Party Conference.  AND we revisit some old features including: Rich Stu & ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ AND THERE'S A NEW ONE called ‘Matt Forde’s Impressions Time Machine’ PLUS we discuss Jon’s birthday and a listener calls hin out for being a fake vegan.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog.  Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what incredible thing he was doing last week that we had to bleep on the previous show AND find out why Matt is learning some Down The Dog catchphrases in Spanish.  Also we discuss Leeds and Forests’ recent  fortunes.  Please send us more theme tunes and stings! SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the Podcast this week: Matt’s been to Los Angeles and reacts to Big Ange’s appointment at Forest. Whilst Jon is up to something very exciting which has to be CENSORED, buys a pub for a TV series AND meets Joe Root.  Elsewhere we discuss the thing about PR, Matt’s Australian accent gets a bashing by a listener and Ben’s back in touch with some merch ideas and an update on the distribution for The Pump & Dump 3000.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jon & Matt discuss Mark Pougatch, exercising with drink ‘up ya,’ the green Newcastle shirt and we ask: who are the bad boys these days?   Elsewhere Jon visits Fordy in Edinburgh, Matt thinks Jamie Carragher is fit and we discuss at least 4 Matts.  Plus we discuss one of the greatest Youtube clips, the afterlife, Matt joining Instagram and whilst we record Nottingham Forest European draw is happening LIVE.    SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week we discuss Jon being called “F*cking Roberto Carlos” (despite being hungover) as he tells us about playing football after a pub crawl.  Elsewhere we talk about - the new hit single: Recycling Loopy, Liam Gallagher slagging off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and why Matt thinks Jon is sounding increasingly more right-wing these days. Plus a listener emails in with a pitch for The Stoma fucker: Pump & Dump 3000.   Also Bridge + Tram.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND TWO EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week... we discuss Morgan Gibbs White’s hostage video, Football being F*cked AND why Tyson Fury needs to fight for Morecambe FC. Elsewhere Jon’s VERY angry this week and reports someone to the Advertising Standards Authority. Guess what? There’s more Oasis chat and more is revealed about the Hawk Tuah girl.   Plus we have so many emails from abroad, a listener pitches us a Stoma Fleshlight and… Switzerland.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND TWO EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week we discuss The Coldplay Couple, The Hawk Tuah Girl, and we have our weekly Oasis chat.  Elsewhere there’s been some developments in Jon & Matt’s Uber ratings, we discuss why Jon doesn’t have the same reaction to music as his mates… and Matt & Jon discuss what masterstroke they installed in their house in their old flat. Plus…. W*nking to classical music, British Memes and “you’ve got some thick mates”  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 14 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM PLUS WE'VE JUST LAUNCHED SERIES 2 OF JON'S DIARIES - 1998. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) & Instagram: downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Find out why Matt could be called “Mr Glastonbury,” there’s more Oasis chat as Jack Grealish reports from Heaton Park, Jon makes an overnight pilgrimage to a pub near his house but has an eggy pint & Tony Blair turns up at the Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Britney Spears & Pizza Express and England’s win on Penalties over Sweden Jon wishes Marcelo Bielsa a very happy birthday (and his buttocks) and we say #FREEMORGANGIBBSWHITE Also we touch upon Crystal Palace’s demotion, bastard of the week, dog of the week and Jon puts a Jason Snackateer in his diary.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM EP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK!  Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back! Jon goes commando in Ibiza, Fordey reports back from the first Oasis gig in Cardiff and we find out what Jon would graffiti on Matt’s Edinburgh poster if he had the chance.... SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM THE NEW SERIES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT THIS WEEK - 1998.  Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week we start with an apology, Matt revels in being mentioned in PMQ''s, find out why Jon feels at odds with his generation, there's a shoutout to Ivo Graham and we discuss washing machine Tekkers. Elsewhere Jon tells us about his Yoga with Cassandra, there's a lot of football chat and we ask have you ever tasted your own sweat?, Also is a scab just black pudding? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST 11 EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Recorded before the last Premier League fixtures…  Danny is back from Bilbao ,Jon & Matt attend the FA CUP final and we have some surprising replies to our text topics from listeners. Elsewhere we discuss eating earwax, a fly attacks Matt Forde and we have an actual Bastard of the Week  Plus find out why Matt Forde "will snIff it but he won’t lick it" and everyone is talking about The Year of the Bird but is it The Year of the Dog?' SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST 11 EPISODES (THAT'S 1997) OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM New Series of Jon's Diaries (1998) coming soon! Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss: Why life is easier for Americans, Why PES dispensers are genius, Matt goes from a rant to tirade about Star Wars and Jon walks past his childhood home. Elsewhere Matt details how LIVID he was after the Leicester equaliser, we discuss Marinakis storming the pitch with his phone and there’s an update on Jon’s plaque. Plus find out what Matt has only found out in the last 2 years, why does Jon Virgo come to mind when people do something unholy in the train toilet? AND we play a game of Can you guess who is coming down Jon’s driveway?  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM EP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK!  Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Jon tells us about getting a bollocking whilst playing in a charity football match and a night out at the Premier League Darts in Leeds Leeds Leeds. Elsewhere Matt gets papped on the centre circle at Crystal Palace whilst Jon tells us about a beautiful walk he went on by a gas pipe and an A Road Also we discuss a classic Fathers For Justice clip, The Barry Hearnification of Sport, a really sexy dart board, and has Jon been betrayed by his club? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM EP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK!  Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week… Jon tells us about the best 48hrs of his life whilst Matt reflects on running the marathon 15 years ago.  Weirdly 50 Cent joins us in a conversation about teaching kids how to ride a bike, Matt tries to get us a mainstream audience and find out how Jon used to message sober Jon from drunk Jon. Elsewhere Matt tells Jon: “You’ve got a miserable future ahead,” Listeners email us to tell us they don’t like Strawberries and find out  why Jon is nervous about his hair being exposed to a whole new audience this week.  There’s another listener inducted onto the cancer couch, Matt tells us “I can’t wait to empty my colostomy bag at a foreign football stadium” and Jon offers to blow his gnads off.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM EP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK!  Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the first episode of the podcast this week Jon talks us through his Waterloo Road promotional stunt and some of the ‘backlash’ he’s received from it (including from listeners from this podcast)  As well as some behind the scenes gossip from WATRO we catch up on the fortunes of Leeds United , Nottingham Forest AND Ange Postecoglu joins us on the podcast to discuss Tottenham Hotspur’s woes (This is recorded before Ange’s Europa League victory on Thursday)  Also …we touch upon swearing in the dictionary, the size of moles, reading podcast transcripts, John getting into trouble on live radio & there’s a bastard of the week as well as a new Tough Old Bastard of the Week.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Landlord apologises for the lateness of this podcast! Jon Richardson reports from Thomas Tuchel’s first game with Gary the Hatch, Big Phil, Even Bigger Phil, & Micky Titch. We also discuss.... If theatre was football, aren’t mice cute? a joke that only Matt Forde can tell, Armando Iannucci’s script editing process and Jon tells us about playing in an 11-a-side football match organised by Joe Wilkinson.  Jon pre teases the big change in his life (which has now been revealed… https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2025/jon-richardson-waterloo-road) and we welcome for the first time ever an ACTUAL PUNTER in the Dog and Bastard - who tells us some Spicy Countdown opinions and some exclusive Bielsa gossip. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices