Gobble gobble, listeners. Happy Turkey Day!

This week, your favorite hosts are doing what they do best - leaning into a theme as hard as possible, potentially to a fault. This episode is jam-packed with new Thanksgiving content: grammar lessons, mulled wine, and a brand new episode format. Claire and Elyse are breaking out of the good, bad, and trashy, and are instead ranking the Gossip Girl Thanksgiving specials from worst to best based on... uh... let's see... *shuffles papers around* um. Vibes. It's based on vibes. Apparently. Tune in to find out Claire and Elyse's official, fair, and completely unbiased ranking of these specials.

Before we go:

Elyse: Red (Taylor's Version) by Taylor Swift. A callback to to Claire's intro from a previous episode, which was teasing the Red release. Elyse recommends that you start with either "The Lucky One (Taylor's Version)" or "I Bet You Think About Me (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)". The former is a new take on an old classic, while the latter is a completely new release paired with a music video directed by the lovely Blake Lively (star of Gossip Girl, among other things). Streaming on Spotify or wherever you listen to your music.

Claire: Age of Adeline, a movie starring Blake Lively (the director of the "I Bet You Think About Me (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" music video, among other things). This movie, telling the tale of a love that can never last, will assuredly melt your heart as the days begin to chill. Currently available to stream on Hulu.

Trigger Warning: Gaslighting and eating disorder mention.

Spoiler Warning: This episode contains major plot spoilers for the television series Gossip Girl.

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