An old radio tuned into this signal in which YOU behold a gateway into holiday celebrations across the fractal universe!! Gaze into your inner yule log and let your thoughts and spirit swirl and mingle with the holiday ephemera! Enjoy your tasty Yule Butts, grab your Office Maximus action figures, and put the "Zeke Saves Christmas" VHS tape into the VCR, because this holiday special...is weird.