Double digits for DNF and a triple for MVDP, what a weekend in cycling.

The best UK cycling podcast (verified) returns to unpick a topical statistic. Harry knocks off a Belgian's triple (think baker's dozen) of heady blondes, Stu sees unseasonable Scottish weather, and Cillian has his aunties round for tea before getting into the meat and potatoes of this week's fact. Adjacent topics include race names, pronunciations, whether perceived (or received) wisdom is any use, and some toast pops up (again).

A bulging email inbox also returns – send yours to didnotfinishpod@gmail.com – and we round out with a bit of John Williams and a longing for cycling's equivalent of the Drake v Kendrick feud.

See you in the douches!